Remember when movies were only one and a half hours long and buying a large drink and popcorn wasn't cause for extended thought? Now that movies are over two hours (some over THREE hours), you better think twice about that two gallon drink and garbage can of popcorn.
Admit it. It's happened to you. Your enjoying the epic movie and just before the two hour mark (when the plot FINALLY kicks in), you begin to get that full feeling down below. No, it's not your wallet, it's your bladder. It's kindly letting you know that unless you would like to squish as you walk out of the theatre, you'd better exchange your beautiful wide screen entertainment scenery for a view that would make a homeless person living underneath I-95 retch. But now you've just missed the best part of the movie. It's guaranteed.
Never fear! Runpee.com is here! (blatant Underdog rip-off)
This website is awesome! Pick a movie, any movie. Runpee.com analyzes the movie for you and let's you know when is the best time to go and pee! OMG! Not only that, pick one of the times they suggest and they'll tell you how long you have to pee without missing something good/important and show you what goes on during your pee break! The text is encrypted so you don't know what happens if you don't want to but a click will descramble the text so that after the movie (or before if you like knowing what happens before you see the movie) and figure out what you missed.
GENIUS!
Then again... you could just wear Depends and enjoy the warmth.
Admit it. It's happened to you. Your enjoying the epic movie and just before the two hour mark (when the plot FINALLY kicks in), you begin to get that full feeling down below. No, it's not your wallet, it's your bladder. It's kindly letting you know that unless you would like to squish as you walk out of the theatre, you'd better exchange your beautiful wide screen entertainment scenery for a view that would make a homeless person living underneath I-95 retch. But now you've just missed the best part of the movie. It's guaranteed.
Never fear! Runpee.com is here! (blatant Underdog rip-off)
This website is awesome! Pick a movie, any movie. Runpee.com analyzes the movie for you and let's you know when is the best time to go and pee! OMG! Not only that, pick one of the times they suggest and they'll tell you how long you have to pee without missing something good/important and show you what goes on during your pee break! The text is encrypted so you don't know what happens if you don't want to but a click will descramble the text so that after the movie (or before if you like knowing what happens before you see the movie) and figure out what you missed.GENIUS!
Then again... you could just wear Depends and enjoy the warmth.
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