Tuesday, May 5, 2009

What did you call me?!

So we're discussing an issue at work regarding a situation where one user could see another user's nickname for someone. Imagine you give a nickname in our system to someone that you don't have the highest regard for... "Idiot Sam" would be a polite one. "Shit for Brains" would be more to the point. Imagine if "Sam" saw the nickname you gave him... right. Not good. We could immediately see the lawsuits against us if that sort of thing would happen so we came up with a way around the issue.

But while we were on the topic, we started to get silly (No! Us? Really!) and come up with names that would be very bad if they ever got out... such as ones someone would give their significant other.

Author note: No, my dear, we're not talking about you or JL's wife. I promise! No, really, it was about people in general!!!

So we came up with a quick three nicknames for significant others that would be instant death if it got out. What I want is for you to suggest other names like these to make the definitive list of Instant Death Nicknames. M/M, F/F are also included... hey, if gay couples can get legally married, then they deserve their own Instant Death Nicknames!

Just comment on this post and provide your own suggestions! Here's our starting list:

1. Joy Killer
2. Dream Crusher
3. Soul Sucker

Doesn't have to be two words but let's not write paragraphs. We all could use a little therapy but this isn't a vent session.

Have fun!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

My personal favorite is Vampire Leech. I've known a few of those.

Anonymous said...

ummmm how about Home wrecker? or well my friend justin says raddish ghost but that's him. what about Lame Brain or Ryan Seacrest? Clay Aiken? The crazy cat lady?

Anonymous said...

my boyfriend calls his ex wife a coldhearted b***h. I think that is a bit harsh myself. grim reaper, sack of SH IT seems to work too though.

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